I got his on MySpace this morning. I responded for my own personal amusement. What the hell has happened to the world? I know there is nothing new under the sun but the fact that this crap is so commonplace really repulses me. Is there anyone left that cannot be categorized as “low character” anymore?!? Anybody? Hello?!?
My MySpace proposition:
So…I know this is probably a long shot or seem like I’m kidding, but I’m not. haha. Anyway, I’m just ready to do something fun this summer and want to find a girl that is clean, fun, and smart and is up for a DISCRETE, fun summer hook up. Nothing complicated or weird. Just fun for both of us, and no strings need be attached if that’s an issue for you.
Anyway, I’m 6′2″ 195 lbs, athletic build, dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, cute. I’m 26/m in Arlington, TX. I’m pretty easy going and like talking about just about anything. I’ve got a naughty side if you’re interested. 
But I don’t let that out very often.
You are definitely cute, so write me back if you’re interested and we can exchange some more pics and talk and see what we think. Hope to hear from you!
signed: name removed
My Response:
Hey, Name removed,
I would like to assume that you are joking, but incase this is a serious proposition; let me give you a few pieces of advice.
1) A girl that will hook up with you over MySpace will never be “clean” or “smart”
2) As you can see if you read my profile I am married so I have all the built-in, naughty, summer fun I could want.
3) If you’re advertising your “naughty side” to perfect strangers on MySpace then that cannot qualify as “I don’t let that out very often”
4) If you are “6′2″ 195 lbs, athletic build, dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, cute.” then you should have a perfectly fine time finding a “clean, smart, and fun” girl willing to listen to you “talk about just about anything” and you might even convince her to explore that naughty side you have. But as soon as she finds out you’re whoring yourself out over MySpace I would image if she is “clean” or smart” she will hit the road.
5) Please understand that your sexual fantasies will NEVER EVER, EVER happen in real life the way they play out in your head. The world just doesn’t work that way.
Good luck in your romantic pursuits!
