Sillygirlstarlet

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Pulpit-pimps.org April 5, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — sillygirlstarlet @ 10:57 pm

Has anyone ever been to the website http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/

Disclaimer: I know I pick on Christians and/or Baptist for the stupid things they often do but I am a Christian and a Baptist. This website is basically devoted to pointing out things preached that are/border on Heresy. I have not read the entire website, therefore, this is not an endorsement of this website.

With that said, if you go to this website you will find the most hilarious audio clip. I think the title is “You cannot teach yourself.” This particular clip is about a preacher basically saying that you cannot read the Bible and come to a reasonable conclusion by yourself because we cannot all go around making our own truth.

It’s true that people will try their damndest to twist the Bible for their own agendas but I think this advice is not only foolish but completely UN-Biblical.

This guy says PARAPHRASE “You need a preacher to tell you what to think about the Bible so you won’t make up your own stuff.” HOWEVER, he goes on to say that if you don’t like what one preacher says, go find one you can agree with and let him tell you what truth is? It would be totally HILARIOUS if not for the fact that the audio contains people saying “AMEN” in agreement.

The lesson: You need a preacher to tell you how to think. So find a preacher who thinks what you think so he can tell you what to think

 

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